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Our soaps are 4.7 oz each and come in three distinct scents that poll high with men, women, liberals, neo-cons, Iowans, New Hampshireites, coffee drinkers, tea afficionados, limousine liberals, the petite bourgeoisie, feudal landlords, MBAs, MFAs, school children, house plants, small animals, and any other creatures that have felt tainted by two terms of Dubya.
Each box contains three bars for $18.
An energizing soap that smells good enough to eat and whose name speaks for itself. With shea butter and coffee ground exfoliant plus a blend of nutmeg, cinnamon and clove oils.
Though we can’t attest to Condi’s skills with a glue gun, this soap goes out to our Secretary of State, a woman whose tenure has given a whole new meaning to the term ‘crafty gal’. With rice bran oil and Omega-3 rich camelina plus rosemary, lemongrass and lavender essences. A unique, refreshing soap with a distinctly “green” scent. We’re hooked on this one!
Much as we believe in conserving water, we plead guilty to lathering up twice whenever this one’s in our soap dish. Featuring the citrusy zing of bergamot and a green tea exfoliant, this is the flagship soap of the Scrubya line and it has amassed a cult following! A great one to stock up on, and be sure to stash an extra bar (or three) in clothes closets and drawers.
Consider this the primary for soaps. Sample all three candidates.
A note on shipping times
We understand that you are probably buying Scrubya because you like our message, but we are also committed to giving you a handmade, high glycerin, vegetable-based, premium quality soap.
That’s why we will sell no soap until it’s dope (adjective, not noun).
Our soap is made in small quantities and then goes through a curing process before it’s ready for you to use. So while we do our best to get your orders out in 1-2 days, when a large number of orders comes in, our turn around time might extend to 3-5 days. As a Scrubya customer, you are not only ‘cleaning up’ after Dubya but supporting a unique, politically progressive, woman-owned cottage industry while you’re at it.
Shipping
Standard shipping is just $6 via the US Postal Service. Free shipping on orders $60 or more* to US customers.
2-day guaranteed shipping via the US Postal Service starts at $21.40 for US customers.
*The fine print (we learned it from watching you, Gonzales…) is that our free-shipping-at-$60 offer applies to USPS ground, which will likely reach you in two days anyhow. But if ‘likely’ ain’t good enough, we recommend you opt for the 2-day guaranteed service.
International Shipping
Standard shipping to the UK starts at $13.60 and takes 1-2 weeks. For orders over 15 units, please contact us.
In another country? Contact us.
Return Policy
We believe in our soap and we’re honored to be able to share it with you. And if you are not completely satisfied with your Scrubya.com purchase, please return it to us within 10 days of delivery for an exchange or your money back. Now why can’t Presidents come with that kind of guarantee?
Made In the U.S.A. by artsy left-leaning, rabble-rousing, patriotic optimists who see questioning government as a cornerstone of this here democracy thing that we’d all like to see more of.